Are you a terrorist- WII WII

The TSA has been experimenting withe the WII balance board as a way to spot Terrorists. The board would be used to detect if someone was fidgeting, which is a sign of nervousness. So start practicing all you terrorists! OH, and to everyone else, try not to fidget when you get scanned, no one wants to be accused of being a terrorist (or pulled into that glass box for further interrogation- you might be late for your flight!)